Lachlan due to arrive soon
Tonight, our esteemed accountant Lachlan Smith, shall be joining me in London for the weekend. I believe he has caught his flight from Belfast where he attended a wedding yesterday, and he will be on the pints by about 1pm.
Should anyone else wish to join me for a night out down here then you are more than welcome and do not hesitate to contact me at the usual address and we can go and see the sights and sounds of The Big Smoke.


Just a quick update on our Lachlan – he went to the wrong airport in Belfast and is now stuck there waiting on a (newly purchased) flight to Edinburgh instead. See you some other time Lackie.
The esteemed accountant apologises evidence of me missing flight, captured sleeping at Belfast International
What a tosser! And this is our accountant aswell?
Chr*st!