I’m gutted that the Equator steering group does not share my vision for our Christmas campaign. My idea is that we dress monkeys up like santa strap them into remote controlled jetpacks fitted with lasers and we battle them to the death - its kinda like a hi-tech conckers. The last monkey standing wins? I just can’t understand why anyone would have a problem with this idea?
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Hahahaha!!
Monkeys aren’t Christmassy!!
me either, bloody recycle bins, next I’ll have to wear sandels, read some left wing newspaper and share my wealth.
why aren’t monkeys christmassy? The monkey puzzle tree looks like a large xmas tree. And with a santa costume on no kid will be able to tell the difference. And as they’re on jetpacks we could easily deposuit monkeys down chimneys with a high degree of accuracy.
If it comes to a vote I’m voting for the jet pack laser monkeys.
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