Mr Happy

Stop trying to sell me Orange Mobile phones. Please…

Mr Happy — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:27:51 +0000

After having started to receive pain in the proverbial calls from people trying to get me to go to Orange for my mobile phone - it’s always Orange they’re trying to sell me. No matter which company calls me they always want me to go to Orange!

Anyway I decided to remove my number from these lists - as its getting pretty daft. One company has a habit of calling and when you answer they hang up. you call them back and eventually they try to sell you a new mobile!!! So I ended up paying for a call to them to tell them top leave me alone : I didn’t know they were trying to sell me a phone when I called (hope that makes sense).

Does anyone know how I can get these idiots to stop as they are damaging my happiness

Kate Spicer was cuter before her diet

Mr Happy — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:07:10 +0000

I know that diets are about woman taking control of their own bodies and losing weight because they want to. I’m damn sure its got a shed load to do with the pictures they see everywhere and the pressure they feel from all areas of the media and society.

Duly I am probably talking out of turn but I think Kate Spicer looked far cuter before her diet than after it. She looks nothing like her alleged 39 years.

Before diet on left and after diet on the right. She is far hotter in the before pic.

Falkirk in Top Ten Happiest UK Places

Mr Happy — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:39:31 +0000

Yet another study done by idiots. Have they visited Falkirk and seen how happy people are? Everyone got laid off from BP a few years ago - that made us happy. Beers bloody expensive - that makes us happy. Out football team were getting better but Yogi’s OAP policy is killing us just now (although I could be off kilter as we have played both halves of the old firm in the first three games of the season). Falkirk is a dormir ville (inhabited by people who work elsewhere and come back to sleep - me included). Our council is rubbish - you should see the rubbish outside our flat awaiting the mystical ’special uplift’. Its grey and rains all the time due to our proximity to the Ochil hills.

That said we do enjoy getting drunk, have some of the highest levels of violence in the UK and more. So if you are a buckfast swilling ex-boxer with a penchant for damp weather and a football team on a downward trajectory why not come and live in Falkirk. you’ll be happy…

See http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7584321.stm for more daft info

Hey Boy Hey Girl (2 Many DJs remix) MP3 Download

Mr Happy — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:01:21 +0000

Just found out that you can download, for free, the 2 Many DJs remix of ‘Hey Boy, Hey Girl’ in MP3 format. If you fancy it click here.

I always preferred SoulWax to 2 Many DJs - did see them DJ down at ‘Death Disco’ @ the Arches and they rocked but as they didnt play the Imperial March from Star Wars on their KeyTar wasn’t half as much fun. That said I do remember I was only drinking alcohol based upon colour at the time and I was on a ‘pink’ evening which involved far too many alcopops and vodka with Cranberry juice.

Gummy Bears - Bouncing here and there and everywhere

Mr Happy — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:58:40 +0000

Best image of the week goes to Facking Cants with the below image:

Steve McLaren Interview (with Dutch Accent)

Mr Happy — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:49:14 +0000

Funniest thing in ages. Steve McLaren should do comedy. It would appear that he can’t speak English without a really strange accent. Am sure the Dutch will be thinking he’s an idiot already - having only been in the country for a matter of weeks he’s already mucking it up. And not even an umbrella in sight. Idiot.

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Steve McLaren has obviously been watching:

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PageRank update and strange adverts

Mr Happy — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:10:00 +0000

Over the next week we’re probably going to see a PageRank update. Somesites will get more PR and some will get less - either way don’t worry about it. your rankings are unlikely to change to any real degree.

That aside I just found a strange ad on the web - dropzz.com. And yes I also have no idea what it was selling me.

Have fun.

Equatorlive upgraded to Wordpress Mu 1.5.1

Mr Happy — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:33:59 +0000

After a bit of delaying - having the responsibility for upgrading and not killing all the blogs here at equatorlive.com was huuuggggeee. thought it was best to give shout outs to everyone online who helped with this:

ficial.wordpress.com - for giving me the basic outline of what to do
WordPress Mu Upgrade tag thread - whole host of info I found in here was invaluable

TY to all - and if you find any bugs in this new installation gimme a shout.
Mr Happy

Playboy - hottest web bloggers (not in the UK) :(

Mr Happy — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:25:59 +0000

Playboy have decided to start requesting online votes to decide which female blogger to invite to pose for them. Which is nice. I’ve just seen some of the pics and yep the girls are cute. I’ve decided to vote for Brigitte Dale, though it was a real hard decision with Natali Del Conte on the list too.

Brigitte Dale

Natali Del Conte

There are no girl bloggers from the UK on the list! Which is a bit of a disgrace. We must have some dead cute girls blogging in Britain.
I petition the UK web geek community to start voting for UK blog chicks who should replace these Americans. Put votes in the comments below and I’ll get ahold of them via their blogs.
Story found @ http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/features/bloggers/

Chrysler (Spoof) Advert

Mr Happy — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:18:58 +0000

Cheers to what would jack do for what follows.