Yet another study done by idiots. Have they visited Falkirk and seen how happy people are? Everyone got laid off from BP a few years ago - that made us happy. Beers bloody expensive - that makes us happy. Out football team were getting better but Yogi’s OAP policy is killing us just now (although I could be off kilter as we have played both halves of the old firm in the first three games of the season). Falkirk is a dormir ville (inhabited by people who work elsewhere and come back to sleep - me included). Our council is rubbish - you should see the rubbish outside our flat awaiting the mystical ’special uplift’. Its grey and rains all the time due to our proximity to the Ochil hills.
That said we do enjoy getting drunk, have some of the highest levels of violence in the UK and more. So if you are a buckfast swilling ex-boxer with a penchant for damp weather and a football team on a downward trajectory why not come and live in Falkirk. you’ll be happy…
See http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7584321.stm for more daft info
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absolutely 100% on the mark - i am a former resident of the woodlands area, and my gosh; when i saw that survey, i cannot tell you how i laughed!