Ramblings V.01 - Cavemen, the unwashed.

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^ A caveman (scrubbed up).

Me and my fellow colleagues were debating the other day around the subject of ‘how smelly a caveman could/would have been’. Just think, no soap or showers or anything nice at all to allure young innocents into some bedroom (or bedcave) shenanigans. They must have been right properly smelly c**ts and no mistake. Wiping themselves with heather or maybe just splashing a wee bit of tepid water on themselves. ‘Fresh as a daisy, sorted for the night oot’ they’d be saying to themselves, whilst the dribbles of pungent sweat ran down their faces. All happy as Larry, swaggering off to the forest to do some ’stuff’.

So the question is, when did they get to the point when they said, “right we’re hummin, let’s get a right proper wash and get some smelly pong stuff on so we don’t smell like putrid vomit”?

After some colourful language in the studio the subject was swept under the carpet and nothing more was said (think they got bored). My thought processes came into play in my ‘brian’ and after many other types of thought (mainly revolving around food and drink), I came to the conclusion that they must ALL have been smelling one another and thought he/she’s a right smelly c**t, but been too polite to mention it, thus exacerbating the situation.

So this must have went on for loads of years until someone pipped up with ‘right I can’t stand this anymore - you hum and everyone knows it’.

And after that everyone bought Lynx and stuff.

And they all lived happily ever after, goodnight.

Unicef: 60, Unite for Children

• October
• 16

This is a site I stumbled upon a while ago. 60 international illustrators (some of whom I personally know) and graphic designers getting together to contribute to a book on the 60th Anniversary of Unicef, all sales of the book going directly to UNICEF support. A great mix of amazing talent and a very worthy cause I think you’ll agree.

Check it out here.

lots of Web 2.0 stuff

• October
• 9

Found this site for the people interested in web 2.0 stuff.

Facial hair

• October
• 4

Who has the best facial hair? Check out this site and see if you can beat these specimens.

Letters and Numbers

• October
• 4

Just found this guys site . Very nice typography and design work and an interesting site design.

Rabbits!!!

• October
• 1

Since I had my last post deleted by the blog nazis here’s something more fluffy and ‘less controversial’.